mpempisX2: 05.11

Children Are Quick

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1. TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

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2.TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math

multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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3. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

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